Short, Angsty Post About Fruit

Dole Cherry Mixed Fruit cups, to be specific. They taste great, but every time I try to open the little plastic container, the juice explodes out onto wherever I'm sitting. Yes, the problem is: too much fruit juice. Since my error rate is 100% (n=5), I'm guessing it would have been enough for one guy in the factory to try to open one, spill it, and be like "Oh, let's put slightly less juice in there so it doesn't explode."

But no one did.